Intro

In this thrilling HobbyMouse Warhammer 40K battle report, V’s stalwart Ultramarines (led by Roboute Guilliman and Marneus Calgar) faced  off against J’s elusive Aeldari (led by a farseer) on the battlefield. With strategic brilliance on both sides, this clash promises intense firefights, psychic powers, and daring maneuvers. Who will emerge victorious in this contest of might and guile? 

Date: 12.05.2025

Points: 1000 pts

Ruleset: 10th Edition Leviathan

Aeldari Narrative:

Farseer log 12.2.25. 
After our last space picnic got ruined by those troublesome monkeigh in green we decided to head down to a local planet for a spot of elevenses. 

But guess who turned up! Space smurfs. So we packed the fine wraith bone china away and decided to shoo them off. 

Looking across the battlefield we rejoiced as they'd only brought a handful of smurfs and a tank, easy! 

Except those sneaky Mon-keigh's had brought Robot Girlyman, and despite our help in bringing him back from the dead (you're welcome Robot) he was not in the mood for a catch up. 

Before we finish folding the tablecloths the big unit of smurfs has raced across the field smashing us repeatedly in the face with their big smurfy hands. Like a moshpit in a school playground our tiny little bodies flew left and right. 

Confidently strode Mr Girlyman to finish off the job, but from the ruins of a nearby building a squad of fire dragons, decked out in their black and white primer away kit, torched Robot reducing him to a puddle of hot metal and flesh. 

But like the undertaker from WWE, or the T-1000 from terminator 2 Papa Smurf rose again and swiftly dashed their little elf bodies against the nearby concrete. 

A little unit of brave Striking Scorpions ran around trying to score as many points as possible, whilst the smurfs were distracted by all their squishy brothers and sisters but ultimately it wasn't enough. 

Another fine meal ruined but Astartes scum.

Ultramarines Narrative:

Ultramarines Report to the Great Emperor:

Our home planet had just been erased. Several forces took part in the extermination so we only had one choice, launch an Exterminatus.

The order was given by Roboute Guilliman and Marneus Calgar so they got on a ship with only enough men for an incursion and left the rest to block the exit. The forces who helped in the extermination were the Tyranids, the Necrons, the forces of chaos, and finally there was Aeldari. We had to find another homeland so we decided to invade Aeldari because they were the easiest to pick off. We started one place at a time and eventually we picked off the last of their kind eliminating all Aeldari from the planet ruining their space picnic. In a desperate attempt to reclaim their homeland, they sent in the remaining Fire Dragons from other planets, with a tactical ambush they took down Roboute's 2 lives and killed him. In a howl of fury Marneus Calgar squeezed them all to death. The Ultramarines had claimed a new home land and later on brought back Roboute with their healing machines. To this day we stay in their new homeland.

Verdict

Clear Ultramarines win. Congratulations to both players for a fair and fun game! See you at the next HobbyMouse event!